PREPOSITION ASHRAM
DO YOU FIND MEANING OVERWHELMING? DOES THE TASK OF MAKING SENSE OF THINGS AND EVENTS FILL YOU WITH UNBEARABLE ANGUISH? ARE YOU ALWAYS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS?
SUFFER NO MORE!
PAY A VISIT TO IFAPA'S PREPOSITION ASHRAM AND LEARN HOW TO THINK, SPEAK AND ACT USING ONLY PREPOSITIONS!
MOST MODERN THEORIES ON THE ORIGINS OF LANGUAGE ASSUME THAT LANGUAGE ORIGINATED AS A VOCABULARY OF NOUNS AND VERBS, AND THAT PREPOSITIONS WERE ADDED LATER AS MEANS TO DISAMBIGUATE SENTENCES. HOWEVER, THE EXPERTS AT IFAPA RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT LANGUAGE ACTUALLY EVOLVED IN THE OPPOSITE WAY. THEY DEMONSTRATED THAT, IN ANCIENT LANGUAGES, PREPOSITIONS CAME FIRST, AND THAT NOUNS AND VERBS WERE PROGRESSIVELY INTEGRATED, GENERATING THE AMBIGUITY AND DISORDER THAT HAVE PERSISTED TO THIS DAY.
AFTER 10 DAYS OF INTENSIVE EXCERCISES AND MEDITATION AT THE PREPOSITION ASHRAM, YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY LEAVE AMBIGUITY BEHIND BY EXPRESSING YOURSELF IN THE UNEQUIVOCAL AND PRECISE LANGUAGE OF PREPOSITIONS.
HERE'S WHAT SOME OF OUR HAPPY CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY:
"AT BY BEYOND! ALONG BENEATH WITHOUT, BESIDES
UNLIKE. WITHIN WITHOUT PLUS!"
- DICK TESTER, USA.
"OFF ONTO FOLLOWING. OPPOSITE OUTSIDE BEHIND.
UP! SAVE, UNTIL. BUT IN. ALONG, ALONG."
- ROSA REASONS, AUSTRALIA.
"AS BEFORE, CONSIDERING DOWN. OVER THAN SINCE,
REGARDING. LIKE!"
- DAN BANERJEE, SINGAPORE.