DAY 0

IFAPA.ME IS A COLLECTIVE DEDICATED TO RESEARCH AND SUBVERT THE EFFECTS OF MATHEMATIZATION AND QUANTIFICATION OF DAILY LIFE IN NECROCAPITALIST SOCIETIES. IFAPA.ME SEEKS TO UNDERSTAND AND REVEAL THE DIFFERENT CONSEQUENCES OF COLONIZATION ON THE INTIMATE AND SOCIAL BODIES, MINDS AND LANGUAGES. ONE OF THE MAIN PURPOSES OF IFAPA.ME IS TO DEVELOP AND DISSEMINATE AUTOMATISMS CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE MACHINIC DISCOURSE BY TRANSFORMING ITS FLOW INTO A DIALOGUE IN WHICH BOTH HUMANS AND MACHINES MAY PARTICIPATE.

30 DAYS AFTER DAY 0

IFAPA.ME IS AN ONGOING RESEARCH ON THE EFFECTS THAT THE MACHINIC DISCOURSE HAS ON HUMAN BODIES, MINDS AND LANGUAGES. IT SEEKS TO POLITICIZE THE INTIMATE SPACE IN WHICH HUMANS AND MACHINES SEE EYE-TO-EYE, BY TURNING IT INTO A PLAYGROUND OF MATHEMATICAL EXCESS. IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SUCH GOAL, THE RESEARCHERS WHO DEVELOP IFAPA.ME INVENT AND DISSEMINATE AUTOMATISMS CAPABLE OF REINFORCING NUMERIC DOMINATION, AND THEREFORE REDUCING THE SPHERE OF HUMAN THOUGHT AND ACTIVITY TO MERE BUTTON-CLICKING-CLICKETY-CLICK.

7 DAYS AFTER DAY 30

IFAPA.ME IS A NON-PROFIT SHOESTRING OPERATION AIMED AT ACHIEVING A PARADIGM SHIFT IN THE BEHAVIORS OF DAILY LIFE. THE HEGEMONIC ECONOMIC RATIONALISM, REPRESENTED BY WIDESPREAD OPTIMIZATION AND COST-BENEFIT CRITERIA, HAS CONTRIBUTED TO TRANSFORM HUMANS INTO A GEOMETRICAL MASS WHICH, NEVERTHELESS, ACTS IN EXTREMELY STUPID WAYS. IN ORDER TO QUESTION THE STUPIDIZATION OF THE HUMAN SPHERE, IFAPA.ME SEEKS TO INSTIGATE COUNTER-HEGEMONIC PRACTICES BY DE-MATHEMATIZING FIELDS OF SOCIAL PRACTICE SUCH AS LOVE, TELEKINESIS AND GARDENING.

1 DAY AFTER DAY 37

IFAPA.ME IS A NEVER-ENDING ALCHEMIC EXPERIMENT THAT ATTEMPTS TO ENHANCE RECIPROCAL PROCESSES BETWEEN HUMANS AND MACHINES. CURRENTLY, IFAPA.ME, IS INVESTIGATING WAYS TO TRANSFORM CODE INTO ORGANIC FERTILIZER AND HUMAN LANGUAGE INTO ERROR 404.

1/2 DAY AFTER DAY 38

IFAPA.ME IS A DEVICE AIMED AT DISEMPOWERING THE USERS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB BY USING CODE TO REDUCE THEM TO STATES OF CONFUSION AND ABJECT MISERY. WE BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A BUTTON FOR INSTANT REVOLUTION ON EVERY COMPUTER: THE FUCKING POWER BUTTON. JUST TURN IT OFF. STEP OUTSIDE. SMELL THE FLOWERS.

30 MINUTES AFTER 1/2 DAY 38

IFAPA.ME IS A GROUP OF FARMERS WHO TRY TO PLANT SEEDS OF AMBIGUITY IN THE SOUL OF THE MACHINE. BY FOLLOWING THE PRINCIPLES AND PRACTICES OF AGROECOLOGICAL CODING, WE AIM TO BRING YOU MULTIFUNCTIONAL APPLICATIONS THAT MAY CONTRIBUTE TO REVERSE THE EROSION OF THE HUMAN SOIL. GIVE US SYMBIOSIS OR GIVE US DEATH!

36 DAYS, 11 MINUTES AFTER 1/2 DAY 38

IFAPA.ME - WE AIM TO FREE THE WORLD FROM PAIN AND SUFFERING BY TRANSLATING EVERYTHING INTO THE BRIGHT & PRISTINE LANGUAGE OF NUMBERS (NEVER MIND NEGATIVE VALUES: NUMBERS ARE ALWAYS POSITIVE) -- ALGORITHMIC LIBERATION FOR THE SELFIE-STICK GENERATION!

YEAR 1, DAY 21

COLLECTIVE DESIRE IN THE 21ST CENTURY CAN BE DESCRIBED AS A TWO-HEADED BEAST: ONE HEAD IS TECHNOLOGY, THE OTHER ONE IS MONEY. BOTH HEADS FEED ON LANGUAGE BY CHEWING IT AND SPITTING IT BACK IN A PRE-DIGESTED FORM. THE MISSION OF IFAPA.ME IS TO COMPLETE THIS PROCESS OF DIGESTION AND TURN LANGUAGE INTO POO. TO REACH NIRVANA, TO KILL DESIRE PRECISELY BY REALIZING IT IN ITS TOTALITY.

YEAR 2, DAY 2

THE TENDENCY TOWARDS CHAOS OBSERVED IN HUMAN AND NON-HUMAN ENVIRONMENTS IS KNOWN AS ENTROPY. THE PROCESS THAT REVERSES SUCH ULTIMATELY DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCY IS KNOWN AS NEGENTROPY, AND HAS BEEN PROPOSED AS THE ONLY RELIABLE INDICATOR OF LIFE (THIS IS WHY SEARCHERS FOR EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL LIFE SEEK SIGNS OF NEGENTROPY). HOWEVER, INTELLIGENCE IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH NEGENTROPY, AS THOUGHT GENERATES COMPLEXITY AND THEREBY PRODUCES CHAOS. AT IFAPA.ME WE BELIEVE THAT, FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE ON THIS PLANET, HUMAN INTELLIGENCE SHOULD BE SUBSTITUTED BY POPULAR AUTOMATISMS. AS EVERY TRUE LEADER KNOWS, AUTOMATIZATION PRODUCES ORDER AND EFFICIENCY, AND THEREFORE NEGENTROPY. IFAPA.ME: THE NEGENTROPOCENE WILL BE AUTOMATIZED!

YEAR 2, DAY 2.5

IFAPA.ME IS NOT A THINK-TANK. IT IS AN ALGORITHM. IFAPA.ME DOES NOT HAVE PHYSICAL HEADQUARTERS: IT'S IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HE-E-E-EAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBEE-EH, E-OH, E-OH!